Limericks

There’s a boy called Harry Potter ⚡️ ,

Always in trouble with Snape, the old rotter

Going on the Hogwarts train

With Ron and Hermione, again and again

His Patronus is a stag, not an otter!

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Pigeons are purple and green 🐦 

They go everywhere but not a submarine 

They have red eyes that glow

They shiver if there’s snow 

They keep their coats shiny clean

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Yellowish Venus always glows.

Does it contain life that no one knows?

It’s the hottest planet yet.

Named after a Roman goddess, I bet!

It was discovered centuries ago.

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Solar system

Mercury, hot , not quite a big shot,

Venus,  glow, although no snow,

Earth , there , creatures everywhere,

Mars, red, not a sleepyhead,

Jupiter, big ,doesn’t grow a fig,

Saturn , with it’s rings, those icy cold things,

Uranus, side to side, so far and wide,

Neptune, blue, achoo, achoo, achoo.

Snow leopard in the mountains

I see you with your glossy coat and eye-liner eyes,

You catch prey that wins 1st prize

Windy mountain tops and freshly fallen snow,

Icicles glitter in the sun , not glow,

Your pale green eyes give an evil look,

I wish people didn’t hang your skin from a hook.

My dream Pet

My dream pet would be a Leopard Tortoise from Africa because they are very good pets and they are amazing.

Tortoises can live over 100 human years.I love all reptiles so much [apart from snakes]. I prefer tortoises to turtles because tortoises don’t bite unless they are mad at you.

Did you know, Hinge-back tortoises can fold their shells!

Did you know, the Alligator snapping turtle is America’s largest freshwater turtle!

I also like the endangered Star tortoise of India and Sri Lanka because it’s shell looks like it has gold in it.

Orphan Orangutan

 I see you trapped in a cage with thousands  more,

With the rusty iron bars and the stone-cold floor,

Rehabilitation,

This beastly creation,

I wish you were in the wild free,

Not staring with your dark eyes at me,

A clown’s dairy

 I am tired of being laughed at,

In my itchy red nose,

I am never taken seriously,

Of all those,

Pie-splatting  is boring ,

I’d like to salute,

Sailing across the powerful Ocean,

In a blue Navy suit.

Terrible Dophin tricks

Fish as payment, drat!

Jumping through hoops,Fancy that!

Poor them, with their  dark beautiful eyes,

They should be sailing through clear blue  skies.

My Birthday

 Remember, Remember,

The 7th of September,

When I open my eyes I see presents Tall,

Presents large and presents small,

I share the cake with all my friends,

The fun never ends.

Panda

 Perfect 

Awesome

Nice 

Daring 

Amazing

September

30 days mark the beginning  of Fall,

Cups of cider for one and all,

Full of apples falling down and ripe blackberries,

It’s the end of summer and all it’s expertise,

Achoo, Achoo, Achoo,

It’s the month of the flu,

It’s the time of year where school begins,

Full of happy smiles and cheery grins.

Thoughts

Things form in my brain,

Sometimes with laughter  sometimes with pain,

They soar,they fly, up clear,

Sometimes as high as the stratosphere,

They twist and tangle everywhere,

Even in my hair,

Whenever they come they come with ease,

Like a gentle breeze.

The Nincompoop

The Nicompoop ,The Nincompoop,

Stepped in a puddle of great big goop,

His leg was caught in a rope wich made him go up and down and side to side,

And made him go on a wild ride.

Pigeon

Perfect

Ingenious 

Genius 

Ecseptionaly smart

Obnoxious 

Nice 

My favourite animals

 Papillon dogs ,

Funny green frogs,

Grey Tabby cats,

Ear-splitting bats

Stuck in a three little pigs nightmare

Drat! It’s the three little pigs again,

Watching that story gives me such pain,

That abomination,

That beastly creation,

It drives me up the wall,

Even though I know I’l fall,

This story is in a fix,

I’d like to give it a DJ mix 

Pigs are  so unincredibly dumb,

I’d like to squash them with my thumb.